Scotty MC Novelties -- Misfortune Cookies

MISFORTUNE COOKIES ®

Try ‘em, if you dare!!

Tired of going to those Chinese restaurants, waiting for those fortunes to reflect your nature
or come true and just end up being dissappointed or filled with false hope?

Well despair no more, for these cookies will provide you
with the stuff you've come to expect from real life!!

At only, $2.99 a box, you can enjoy the satisfaction of these eternal truths
and get that warm feeling that can only come from the feeling of being ripped-off
yet again by a slimy opportunist such as myself!!

So kick back and enjoy these yourself or share them with someone you know that needs a reality check

Collect them all!!

Created by Austin musician/writer Scotty MC, these treats are the perfect gag gift for friends, family members & co-workers alike.
They’re especially fun at parties or get-togethers so order them by the dozen!!
Simply Click Here to Order!!

For questions or comments, email me at: scottymcATtexasDOTnet (Click on the address to send)

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